Got a half-dried out marker? Got a till receipt? Got a thought that makes sixth-form poets cringe in their daps?

Scribble it down artfully horribly, take a photo of it with your new-fangled cameraphone (the one that makes everything look like it’s the 70’s again) and post it on Tumblr !111!!!!!

Come on, kids. Do it right, please. Go out there and Ortonise some library books… or something.